Shit just got real

Guys, I think I might have to put an end to this. I thought it was just a bit of fun, but Victor's most recent email has made it painfully clear that I have been behaving in an inconsiderate and selfish way. Now, Victor is a tough cookie, he isn't bothered about all of this. He could take anything that I threw at him, and then some. He's a man. He'd just deal with it.

But George. Oh George. Poor, sweet George.

He is but a child in this brutal world of taxis, cattle and Sun Accountants. And I've upset him. Try to remain dry-eyed as you read the latest in this increasingly emotional journey:

Good morning Sir Beames,

We here at the head office in London are very unhappy that we still have not received your banking details in order for us to process your prizes for taxis.  We are upset to think that we have been all working so very very hard and yet we do not get the job completed.  George himself is so upset that he is not working so long that you have no taxis that he says we should give you more prizes.  We have so many other prizes to give away, that we cannot spend longer with your taxis.  this is in addition to it no still being your birthday, and as you know your name will be lower on our tax lists for prizes.  Do you remember our advise for spending the prizes?  Thinking that you could buy many things.  Our records show that you work in the days, so you will be able to spend your prizes in the nights, so restarants are easy for you or times at the night bars that we all sometimes enjoy in London.

We know that you are still wanting your taxis but are just a very busy man, and cannot always spend his time.  So please, so that we can process your prizes for taxis please send us your banking details and secret questions.  I am trusting on you not to upset George.

Yours Sincerley,

Victor Uwaifo

Head of Goverment Tax Refunding

London

This was received on Saturday, so It's been a while. I think Victor is starting to get nervous. I will reply later on today to continue the dialogue.

I wonder how long we can keep George off work for?

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